TURDS-3D · third-person shooter

Every weapon from Turds. In real time. Clean water dissolves you.

Pick your turd, grab whatever's on the stand and flush everyone else: Pee Shooter, Corn Rocket, Holy Plunger, a flock of pigeons, or the Number Two Nuke. Dirty water is lovely. Swim in it.

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The maps

Seventeen places to get flushed.

From a giant bathroom to a low-gravity planet, by way of the classics: 2Shit, Facing Loos and the Wishing Well, all flushed.

**Giant Bathroom**Turd-sized in a giant bathroom. The bath is clean water (deadly!); the toilet bowl is a safe dip.Flush Match · Team Flush · Capture the Loo Roll · Golden Turd

**The Dark Stool**A spooky old Victorian convenience. Hold the Perch, mind the basin, and do wash your hands.Duel · Flush Match · Weapon Wheel Roulette · Last Flush

**Dung2**Long doors, a dusty mid and two bogs to plant a stink bomb in. Mind the camel.Stink Bomb · Team Flush · Flush Match · Duel

**Facing Loos**Two giant loos, one long strip of floor, and absolutely nothing underneath. Mind your step.Capture the Loo Roll · Team Flush · Three Thrones · Flush Match

**Porta-Loo Festival**A festival field full of portaloos. Weave through the rows, climb onto the roofs, wade the muddy pond: just keep out of the fountain.Flush Match · Team Flush · Last Flush · Capture the Loo Roll

**Hunted**Get His Royal Stinkiness through the village and out of the WAY OUT door. Mind the chaps on the rooftops.Royal Escort · Team Flush · Flush Match · Three Thrones

**Flush Island**A whole island: hills, a village of outhouses, a sewage works, a water tower and the docks. The sea round it is clean. Very clean. And in Last Flush, it rises.Last Flush · Flush Match · Team Flush · Capture the Loo Roll

**The Longest Log**Soap, sponges and a bath, floating miles up. The only way down is the big flush.Flush Match · Duel · Last Flush · Weapon Wheel Roulette

**Poop Deck**Four decks of rusty pirate ship round a pool of sludge. Mind the Yardarm.Flush Match · Duel · Last Flush · Weapon Wheel Roulette

**Down the Pan**A lazy garden river that gets faster and faster… and ends in a giant flushing toilet. Swim upstream, not down.Flush Match · Team Flush · Last Flush · Capture the Loo Roll

**Sewer Works**Walkways over murky canals (swim away!), a pump house, and one tank of treated clean water. Don't fall in that.Flush Match · Team Flush · Capture the Loo Roll · Golden Turd

**Splash Park**A water park turned upside down: the pools are clean (deadly!), the lazy river is sewage (lovely). Slides straight into it.Flush Match · Team Flush · Last Flush · Capture the Loo Roll

**The Toilet Bowl**A bone-dry sewage works with one very big toilet at the end. Brown unblocks, Blue holds, nobody flushes.Blocked Drains · Team Flush · Flush Match · Three Thrones

**2Shit**Two forts, one sewer, one very rickety bridge. The classic, flushed.Capture the Loo Roll · Team Flush · Flush Match · King of the Throne

**Uranium Uranus**Low gravity and glowing rocks on the seventh planet. Mind the gap.Flush Match · Team Flush · Last Flush · Capture the Loo Roll

**Vindaloo Inferno**Narrow alleys, a long kebab alley and a giant pot of curry. It burns twice, you know.Stink Bomb · Team Flush · Flush Match · Golden Turd

**Wishing Well**Two bath-houses, one village green and a very deep well. Make a wish. Then swim for it.Capture the Loo Roll · Team Flush · Flush Match · King of the Throne

The modes

Seventeen ways to play.

Free-for-all, teams, battle royale and the Turds classics, now in real time.

Flush MatchEveryone for themselves. Most flushes wins.

Team FlushTwo teams. Most team flushes wins.

Last FlushBattle royale: the clean water rises and closes in. Last turd standing wins. No respawns.

Capture the Loo RollSteal the other team's loo roll and bring it home.

Golden TurdGrab the Golden Turd and hold on: points every second you have it.

Pass the PlungerA ticking plunger bomb: tag someone to pass it on before it goes off.

Toilet TagInfection: anyone flushed joins the hunters. Survive to win.

Weapon Wheel RouletteGun game: every flush moves you on to the next weapon. First through the wheel wins.

King of the ThroneTwo teams fight over the throne room. Hold it to score.

Revenge of the ToiletsEveryone together against waves of angry toilets, then the King Toilet.

DuelOne on one. First to ten flushes. No excuses.

Three ThronesTwo teams fight over three thrones. Every throne you hold scores every second.

Stink BombRounds, one life each. Brown plants the stink bomb at a throne; Blue defuses it.

Royal EscortRounds. Brown gets the Royal Turd to the exit; Blue flushes it first.

Three LivesEveryone gets three lives and a power weapon each time. Last turd standing wins.

ArenaTeam rounds, one life, full loadout, no pickups. Pure skill. Allegedly.

Blocked DrainsAttack and defend: Brown unblocks the drains one by one before time runs out; Blue holds them.

The classes

Nine roles, one sentry toilet.

Pick a job: run the flag, hold the line, or build a toilet that shoots people.

ScoutFast, with a triple jump. Grabs loo rolls and runs.

SoldierCorn rockets. Rocket-jump by firing at your feet.

DemomanLobs and sticky bombs. SKILL drops a Detpack.

HeavySlow, huge, and a Diarrhea Gun that never stops.

PyroFlamethrower and gas missiles. Sets things alight.

SniperThe Nose Hair Sniper. Find a high spot.

MedicThe Medi-Spray heals your team. Keep them standing.

EngineerSKILL builds a Sentry Toilet that spits at enemies.

SpySKILL disguises you as the other team. Brush them from behind.

Play now CPU turds fill the empty spots

Every weapon from Turds. In real time. Clean water dissolves you.

Seventeen places to get flushed.

Seventeen ways to play.

Nine roles, one sentry toilet.

Go on. Flush someone.